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how to pack for college

just keep yelling “why do i have so much stuff”

deny the fact that u have to pack

play music rlly loud

put a bunch of stuff in a box and leave the box on ur bed for at least 5 hours

stare at the box sometimes and cry

look at everything u own and cry

lie down the floor and dont get up at all ever dont do it

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Such amazing bread designs by my boss, Paul Barker! Love this crab, wanna steal him and take him home :) #breadsculpture #bread #gbbo #breadart

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Series 6 Episode 4 - Desserts ( x )

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Otters chasing a butterfly. 😍

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It just looks like a lot of man-handled bread

Sandy, speaking as the light left her eyes, GBBO 2015 (via altomezzomezzo)

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*the entire bake off cast and crew hurries on set to carry Alvin’s show stopper*

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GBBO 2k15 Ultimate Rebuttal Ep.3

Good evening Lords, Ladies and as yet undetermined Non-binary royal titles (I think SuperWizard would work quite nicely). Tonight’s Bake Off has been a very special one for me emotionally, because my favourite part of the show featured the woman I want to marry. Yes the little historical bit about Ukrainian wedding bread introduced us to this woman: 

I never thought I had a type, but a it turns out it’s skilled ornamental bread bakers who can sing in Ukrainian and look a bit like Rosie the Riveter. Wherever you are Olya Hercules (OH I FORGOT TO MENTION HER NAME IS OLYA FUCKING HERCULES) I am madly in love with you, and I want to become Mr Hercules. 

Now before I compose my sonnet, let’s talk about the actual show. Poor Dorret. 

She seemed lovely and had a couple of nice moments but in the end she couldn’t handle the cut-throat, throw the bodies in your wake, nature of the Bake Off Tent. So lots of love Dorret but we’d all do well to remember the harsh lessons of Mel.

Not to mention Dorret probably found it quite difficult to deal with this week’s physical challenge.

And frankly I’m surprised any of us survived the unbearable Paul on Paul WANKATHON that dominated the latter half of the show. 

“Oh Paul, that’s such an impressive lion you’ve crafted.”                                “Oh thank you Paul, it’s not quite as impressive as your goatee though.”    “Thank YOU for noticing Paul you’ve got a gorgeous goatee too, your goatee deserves a special commendation!” 

THE LION ONLY HAD TWO FUCKING LEGS AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT 

THAT IS THE FACE OF A LION WHO HAS A WHOLE PRIDE TO FEED AND HE’S NOT SURE WHERE HIS NEXT PAYCHECK IS COMING FROM. IT’S A FACE THAT SAYS “I’VE GOT UNRESOLVED ISSUES WITH MY DEAD DAD AND HE AIN’T ABOUT TO APPEAR IN THE CLOUDS AND TELL ME TO REMEMBER WHO I AM ANYTIME SOON.” 

But at least the fluttery muscular butterfly of baking wonder that is Ugne has finally sorted herself out after the terrifying outbursts from the first two weeks.

Oh dear.

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🎶Can you feel the loaf tonight?🎶

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A summary of The Great British Bake Off

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When you tell Mary you’re making a bread bycycle or a bread-cycle

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‘If we ask you to make a bread sculpture, don’t do too much.’ ARE YOU SERIOUSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT PAUL HOLLYWOOD WOW