when they take a break from tickling you and try to cuddle but your nervous system is still sending electric sparks all over so you flinch wherever they touch you and they just laugh fondly at you about it
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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born to be tickled forced to ask for it
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friends are like snowflakes they disappear when you pee on them
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A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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glad to see those spreading the truth
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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👍
yay, we chill :D
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program
hell fucking world
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