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do whales cough. like do they ever accidentally get water in their blowholes and have to go ptooo ptooie ack gaughck haauck

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Midnight at the Pera Palace (2022) — Season 1, Episode 7: Confrontation

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The end of the wicked king is SO funny because Cardan is basically like:

“Hey babe, this mutually toxic thing that we have going on is, surprisingly, toxic. So how about we fix that by, and hear me out, getting married? Answer quickly.”

Absolutely insane behavior.

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There’s not enough love for Renelm Rowan on this app

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Cardan not going after Jude during her exile always makes me cry because the only reason he wasn’t is because he wanted to respect her wants and autonomy so bad. He didn’t want to make her come back if she didn’t want to, didn’t look for her because he genuinely believed Jude would come back if she wanted to be found. And again it’s just so in-character of him to automatically think she’s just found something better than him because no one ever willingly picked and stayed with him when they had a choice so why would she?

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Mor warning the court of nightmares about their High Lord’s foul mood:

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So she whispered it to herself, one last time. The story. Her story. Once upon a time, in a land long since burned to ash, there lived a young princess who loved her kingdom...

Kingdom of Ash, Chapter 109

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"lady asha burned the letters"

the fandom:

*taryn showing up pregnant*

the fandom:

*jude actually helping taryn*

the fandom:

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Queen Aelin taking sun bathing to the next level 🌞

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I've seen a lot of people say how hilarious it is that the Crows feel like they can trust Kaz with their wildest secrets because he's probably seen an done worse, and I fully agree...which is such an extra L for the guy Kaz dropped off the building lmao

It's like...

Nina: "I've falsely accused my crush of being a slaver"

Kaz, wiping the blood off his gloves after he literally just ripped a man's eye out: "Haha nice."

Jesper: "I have so many debts that my father might lose the farm"

Kaz: "I beat a man to death with his own bone once."

Wylan: "I can't read :("

Kaz: "Then?? Hire someone who can?? I can't walk properly, was I NOT supposed to get a cane I can bust peoples' kneecaps with??"

Inej: "I KILLED someone!"

Kaz: "LOL, tell me about it. Wait why are you crying."

Random asshole: "There's a girl in the Menagerie that will do anything for me because she'll die if I tell on her"

Kaz: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

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you know you're fucked up when it's Cardan who is the voice of reason