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i get that the lack of individuality is the appeal of bimbofication for many. but what i like to see, personally, is all the wonderful different types of girls learning their place. their unique personalities kept but warped. the most obvi example is the nerdy weeb girl who loves hentai and ahegao and slutty cosplay, the desk pet gamer girls. unlike some less interesting misogynists, i don’t think they’re faking their interests for male attention. they just don’t know how to express themselves any other way and that’s super hot!

i wanna see it everywhere. the horror fanatic watching shlocky b-movie rape scenes like they’re porn. the girl who loves cars getting bent over the hood. the ren faire attendant dressed as a tavern wench. the tabletop gamers and larpers doing mediaeval fantasy, getting treated medievally. the skater chick who laughs loudest when a girl face-plants, the metalhead demanding you name five albums. the goth who draws a pentagram on the floor and kneels naked, thinks of her punishment for eve eating the apple and whispers ‘hail satan.’

barstool type girls are a favourite of mine. you know, they watch football, eat wings, are all too happy to go to strip clubs and participate in the locker room talk. who proudly proclaim that they’re not like other girls, they’re one of the guys because they put on a sports jersey, while still looking every bit the bleach blonde fucktoy. still pretending she doesn’t know how to shoot pool so he can show her.

and the gym bunnies with an intense discipline and determination; are strong physically and mentally. what motivates their commitment to self improvement? looking good for men, of course! she’ll work herself to the bone keeping toned for you and won’t whine for help hauling the groceries. let her tell herself it’s because you respect her strength if it makes your life easier.

similar are the boss babes, hyper productive and entrepreneurial. proud to have her own money, apartment, car, small business. she’s a big believer in splitting the bill on dates. why? she heard men don’t like gold diggers. she doesn’t want him to think she’s putting out cause she gets something out it. she’s not doing it for anything but him. whether or not she expands her “online brand” as a pornfluencer into onlyfans will depend entirely on him. he okays it, but only for a split of the money? wow, now she’s the provider. how empowering!

that’s to say nothing of the actual girl bosses. the salaried power player at a fortune 500 company. what does she do there? discourage employees under her from going to HR, cut funding for the women in business initiative and giggle at sexist jokes to show she’s a team player, mostly. she has the economic freedom to do anything, a career she fought tooth and nail for, a spot in the c-suite someday. she’s a winner, not a trophy. she’ll give it all away once a man further up the ladder knocks her up.

well, what about the marxist punk yelling no gods, no masters? no way she’s gonna submit to a man. no, but she’s gonna suck dick for the communal spirit and promote collective ownership of her holes.

the shy girl into art and literature? her love of culture gives her unique insight into the history of male supremacy. everywhere she sees herself through the eyes of men. not just any men, creative geniuses. in the museum she looks at the ancient vases that use the same iconography to depict marriage as rape. from the nude statue of a goddess to the painting of a peasant girl — both are objects, never the subject. in the library she reads the taming of the shrew and thinks, who am i to argue with shakespeare? quietly, she lets her dreams of being an artist die and resigns herself to the life of the muse.

tldr: cater to the male gaze and serve patriarchy but most importantly be yourself

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the struggle of having gender role/breeding kinks online and looking at ur notes sometimes

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being hyper-sexual on tumblr 🤝🏽 not having sex irl

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Read it and weep

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remembering a horrible memory of Exploring (tm) my misogyny kink on text omegle. there was this guy i really liked because he just like, typed really good. the only guy that didn't sound like a moron, which is absolute to-die-for material on the child predator website. plus we just had kinks in common

anyways i added him on discord and he was like I'm Going to Fly To You Place. um okay! and then he's like, Send Photos Of Your Friends, which is when i decided to ghost him because why the fuck would i do that

i'm lucky i'm paranoid about privacy to had have shared as little as possible despite my severely clouded judgement. but he did get a photo of me out of it. even if i didn't show my face, i am paranoid about people circulating what my dumb ass sent them (why send them to untrustworthy strangers in the first place! do you think they're gonna respect ur privacy)

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Civic Duty

Him: *walks into the office* What are you up to?

Me: I’m doing candidate research and voting. There aren’t that many choices for us in the primary. See?

Him: Ah, some are running unopposed.

Me: Right. These are the offices that have opponents. So for Clerk, I was thinking [this candidate] becau—

Him: —Yes, we can discuss your vote later. I need a blowjob, so put that down and follow me.

Me: 😳 Yes, okay. I’m coming.

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my blog makes me cringe and not in the way you-the-reader probably think it makes me cringe

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husband who bullies me into cooking dinner. "something something it's a woman's place", he says. half of it is misogyny kink and half of it is because my ADHD addled brain decides its better to procrastinate before making a meal for myself, leading me to starve the rest of the day lol

i probably (or really, most definitely) couldn't handle a d/s lifestyle thing because i would just never have the energy for that sort of thing but i mean god! sounds hot as hell!

but anyways i'd make my dom bully me into sleeping on time. that would be Goals for me, like just a cooler and hotter way of telling me to go to bed lmaoooo

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i probably (or really, most definitely) couldn't handle a d/s lifestyle thing because i would just never have the energy for that sort of thing but i mean god! sounds hot as hell!

but anyways i'd make my dom bully me into sleeping on time. that would be Goals for me, like just a cooler and hotter way of telling me to go to bed lmaoooo

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HEY, SUBS PLZ REMEMBER:

that tumblr dom who hits you up lovebombing you doesn't care about you. he is just horny.

any dom that pushes a GENUINE "I don't want to...." into a "fine..." is a rapist. that is not consent.

any random dom that expects submission from you without giving anything you want or need isn't a dom.

ALMOST EVERY TUMBLR DOM HAS NO EXPERIENCE. DONT LET INEXPERIENCED DOMS ACT LIKE GODS.

if you give a dom an inch, he will take a mile. stand. your. mf. grounds.

IF YOUR DOM WON'T RESPECT YOU, SOMEONE ELSE WILL.

kinks are fun added layers to life. don't ever let a dom make you feel like it's your only purpose. it doesn't matter how hardcore you go it is not your existence, I promise ♡.

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You're not being "corrupted", you're simply being educated in a better way of life.

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Dudes will post shit like “women are inferior to all men and always will be” etc etc etc, but then spell 4 things incorrectly and use the wrong version of there/they’re/their.

Ya’ll make it so hard to have this kink 😑

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This is the perfect decade to give into your desire to be a bimbofied housepet.

If you live in the suburbs, you can get just about anything delivered to your front door in as little as 20 minutes. No need to go outside without a male guardian.

If your husband allows you to still use a phone and/or the Internet, he can set up parental controls. Whether this is limiting what you can do online or monitoring your usage, he can change your worldview in a unique way and keep you safe.

If your husband wants his vote to count twice, he can order a mail-in ballot for you and fill it out himself. You can vote against your own rights without ever even picking up a pen or knowing he’s done it.

If you’re too dumb to type or preoccupied with caring for babies, you can try talk to text, send voice memos, and video chat. The written word has lost its value. Feel its insignificance leave you as you follow recipes by video and only slow your scroll on social media to look at the pretty pictures of other bimbofied housepets.

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this is funny af to me lol

its ok if you failed! being a loser is pretty Hot!!! <3 sending light and love your way

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Always hump the boot that kicks you or whatever they say

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to worship Men.

what i would give to have a Man that would text me, just because he wants a cunt girl to worship him, and he knows i will drop everything just for the privilege of it.

to have a Man who knows that he doesn't need to address me before dropping his pants, and i'm already underneath him ready to beg to be allowed to make his cock feel good.

to be able to degrade and humiliate myself begging this Man to let me please him, even at my own expense. because i live for his pleasure, and without it i am nothing.

we truly don't deserve Men <3