littleannoyingbluebird

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.

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honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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glad the sharpest bulbs the u.s has to offer are on the case

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(Source)

Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

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can they perform on your dashboard real quick

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