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I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok
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commenting "ugh more ai bullshit" under my cousins facebook post of his newborn infant
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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.
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#actor#or forensic scientist#or gardener briefly#which is wild coz i hate dirt and blood and bodily fluids#so literally how was i gonna do those jobs?
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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
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i love the state of bev when he meets up with his friends at the end of the hellfire chronicles. like hey guys what’s up. god is dead and jesus kidnapped my boyfriend. im in the ruins of my hometown surrounded by corpses. i knitted that big turtle some kelp gloves. this horse is so mad at me.
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