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1716. Fans of YuGiOh! try and enchant cards that summon the monsters on them. After several singed eyebrows and more than one trip to Madam Pomfrey’s, they finally manage to summon some. 

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1719. Slytherin muggleborns sitting at the windows of their common room and humming songs from The Little Mermaid (like Under The Sea) to themselves as they watch the creatures of the lake swim by.

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1824. A group of muggleborns make magic Ghostbuster vacuums. Purebloods later spot them chasing Peeves down the halls.

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1888. One muggleborn first year starts singing ‘Kiss the Girl’ during the lake ride and all the other muggleborns join in as the background singers while the purebloods are confused but entertained by the catchy song.

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1903. Muggleborn Patronus’ being fictional robots. Wall E coming out of some Slytherin’s wand, even though it doesn’t make noise you can tell the exact moment Wall E is dancing to ‘Hello Dolly’. A Gryffindor is booed and gets at least one book thrown at him accompanied by a ‘how dare you’ when the Iron Giant manifests. A Hufflepuff laughs so hard she cries when Baymax comes out, shakily saying in her best impression ‘Hello. I am Baymax, your personal Patronus guardian’ her Patronus refuses to dissipate until she says ‘I am satisfied with my protection’

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1914.Muggleborns try ‘alohomora’ as hogwarts’ wifi password. It works and they can Skype their parents instead of waiting days for a letter.

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1915.Muggleborn Yugioh fans playing the card game and using an enchantment to make miniature representations of the monsters on the cards appear in mid-air, like the holograms on the show.

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1933. A set of muggleborn girls stand up on the tables in the Great Hall and sing Zero to Hero from Hercules.

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1954. Purebloods are curious when muggleborns talk about “the Tumblr”, because they have never read about that creature in their textbooks.

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1959. A muggleborn who’s boggart turns out to be a Titan from Attack on Titan.  Chaos ensues.

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1975. Muggleborns that like Egyptian folklore trying out some of the incantations and finding that some of the most ridiculous ones actually work.

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1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

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1980. Extremely coffee-deprived muggleborns waving their wands about screaming “ESPRESSO PATRONUS” and coffee just starts streaming out from the tip of their wands

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1982. Muggleborns using their wands for laser tag through the dark hallways at night before curfew. Teams are by houses, and they enchant their clothes before hand to glow with their house colors (that go out for a minute when shot). The game runs until everyone is chased out of the hallways at curfew. Extra points for hitting their home bases (entrances to the common rooms).

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1985. Muggleborns training dragons to be their lifelong companions ‘How To Train Your Dragon’ style. The purebloods become absolutely terrified of them, and their dragons.

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1987. A very crafty Ravenclaw eventually realizes that the market for gold in the muggle world is far higher than the rate at which they exchange muggle money for galleons. They start selling galleons to gold smiths, exchange the muggle money for more galleons, and repeat. They are making a killing by the time they graduate, and some other Ravenclaws and Slytherin muggleborns want in.

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1992. Muggleborns will purposefully give their pureblood friends bad movie/book references to use as pick-up lines on other muggleborns. The more painful the reference, the better. One Gryffindor boy was cursed after trying to use “Are you Tadashi Hamada? Cuz girl you’re so hot you’re on fire!” to flirt with and impress a Ravenclaw Muggleborn… It’s become a competition to see who can give the worst reference to make as a pick-up line and get the best reaction.