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i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

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life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

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If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

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You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy

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cishets can stop coming out as having called people f*gs in high school or whatever like yes we know. we were also in high school

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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

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my boyfriend [41m] and i [4,000,000m] have been together for 12 years, but he will only say he loves me back in spanish. is this normal?

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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DILF

discourse i’d like to forget

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I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

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cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

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