littlebundleofbolts

[littlebundleofbolts]

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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The best otps are the ones where one of them is bouncy and smiley and up for anything and the other one just folds their grumpy arms and sighs but still follows and does the thing because it makes the first one happy

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LS tried to maintain her disapproving frown, but the twitch of her plate betrayed her.

"Now that you mention it I do feel a bit under the weather," she smirked, ringing up the cash register. "And if we were both conveniently off work tomorrow, what would we be doing exactly?"

Probably sleeping in, for one. A luxury she hadn't been able to afford over the past few decacycles with her busy schedule. Probably watching silly movies and eating junk fuel.

The thought made her tank rumble. When was the last time her dietician let her snack on a piece of dipped oil drums or chase chips? Too long.

"Yes, if I recall correctly you said it was after I lobbed a chair at a customer's head," she said, making sure the mercury was topped right to the rim of the cube.

Speaking of which she should run through his tab while she was here, some of his orders might just have slipped her processor and she'd hate for him to not pay his full bill this month. That's be be tragic.

"I may not be a fancy medibot but I do believe they call that wilful fraud, oil cake," she snickered from the other side of the bar counter. "Faking a doctor's note who is not your official GP. Unless you're telling me I'm overdue on a check-up."

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She gave the brave mech a small smile.

"Well, if you want, I can throw in a good word with the boss-bot." She offered, jabbing her thumb at bartender. "Were always short staffed, and there's an empty room upstairs that's just storage at the moment, so I'm sure he would mind renting out. Cleared means cleared, so it shouldn't matter."

"wasp would like something soft please " the lil green guy then offered her eight shanix as a tip then four additional shanix for his drink smiling gently or the best he could "wasp will take drink to go so sentinel doesn't hurt lickety "

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LS: I've made so many new friends recently. I should introduce Blurr to Longarm. I'm sure they'd get along like scrap in a trash compactor

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"I prefer LS," she admitted after Longarm took the cube. "I'm not too fond of names personally, but LS is also part of my factory code. Serving Unit LS-120-908. Only military bots like you guys get given new names."

She perked up at his praise and made a mental note to remember the drink if he ever came back. It's always good to have regulars who had favorite waitresses.

"An academy bot?" She let out a whistle at his credentials. "Fancy. Are you one of those Elite Guard career track graduates?" She asked, haven seen plenty of academy bots boasting how they were on the streamline towards becoming part of the elite guard. Few ever actually made it.

Yes, appearances could be deceiving, that he knew all about. Though the little waitress was spot on about him not getting out much, after all he was on Cybertron as part of an important mission and not to go off and enjoy himself. Still... It had become increasingly clear that the Autobots were an exhaustingly social bunch and if he wanted to insure they trusted him he would have to engage. His coworkers had already been insisting that he ought to come join them for drinks some time and there were only so many times he could make excuses without seeming rude.

"I'll admit I haven't really tried much thus far... How about you bring me what you think I might like? We can count that as you guessing my order correctly." He made it a point to accompany that last sentence with a wink, yet another thing that had needed practising given that he normally only had one optic.

Visiting Maccadam's alone like this was sort of a trial run to at least somewhat familiarize himself with the situation. Trying a drink or too and watching some of the other patrons ought to give him a better idea what to expect.

"It's Longarm, and yes I know that's a pretty stupid name. My sergeant wasn't very... creative." Shockwave would have loved to tell Sentinel exactly what he thought of him.

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"Oh, a monoformer!" She exclaimed, misunderstandings the humans meaning. "That's cool, I know tons of bots who don't transform. Nothing to be embarrassed about."

Sensing she making the boy uncomfortable, she decided maybe she should be a bit more personal. Checking no one else was around the now empty school carpark, she unfolded herself into her robot form, purposely sitting crossed legged on the tarmac so they were closer in height.

"A cybertronian? You betcha. Names Lickety-Split, but my friends call me LS. You can be my friend too if you want, what's your name?" She held out her dainty, but still massive servo, in a way she saw humans do when saying hello.

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Lickety-Split had been enjoying her time on this mudball called earth. They had these things called safaris where you could drive up to the for legged organics that crawled all over you. She was also excited to meet the two-legged organic partners that most of Team Prime seemed to be partnered up with. They came in so many colours.

"Oh, you're one of those humans I've heard so much about. Strange, I thought your species woulda been...taller." And a lot less fleshy, but apparently humans considered that rude so she muted that part. "I'm Lickety-Split, what do you change into?"

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She did a double take at his directness and almost swore she misheard his fast speech pattern. Straight to the point this one.

The bingo sheet had been a joke in all honesty, she didnt expect anyone to take a glance at it, let alone score. She almost told him that very thing, but there was something about his confidence and casual demeanor that stopped her.

He was nice on the optics, a fellow speedster, and he was interested in her.

"Sure, why not." Worst case scenario and they didn't end up vibing, she just might make a friend in the process. "What did you have in mind, and it better not be drinks at a bar."

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A brow ridge was raised when she complimented his wheels. Most people praised his speed rather than his pedes, but it was an interesting change.

Her embarrassment got a dismissive wave of his servo as he gave a half-cocked smile, his other servo resting on a hip as he shifted his stance to be more casual.

"Now, there's no need for something that drastic."

His gaze shifted back to the bingo sheet as he gave a hum of contemplation while tapping a knuckle against his chin. "If you put that sheet up, that would mean that you're interested in finding a partner, would it not? And if I filled most of the spots, that would indicate that we would be rather compatible."

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Wifi or no wifi I'm getting some writing done tonight. It just means I won't be trimming replies or using icons.

Was hoping to be more active this weekend, but in-between moving and setting up my internet, it turns out I won't be getting broadband until next week now. Pray for me.

Replies owed: 5

Anotherhumanpet

Decepticondoubleagent

Dragvnsovl

Mnemoiisms

Wasp-not-crazy

Starters owed: 2

Citizensofcybertron

Quantumlogician

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That's not my cat

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Another day without internet

(Leans back in my chair)

Do i bring back the pirate muse?

[littlebundleofbolts]

Was hoping to be more active this weekend, but in-between moving and setting up my internet, it turns out I won't be getting broadband until next week now. Pray for me.

Replies owed: 5

Anotherhumanpet

Decepticondoubleagent

Dragvnsovl

Mnemoiisms

Wasp-not-crazy

Starters owed: 2

Citizensofcybertron

Quantumlogician

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IDW Lickety-Split Commission by @andernell

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📏 + 25ft for Trepan

Meme

TFA Lickety-Split (14ft/4.26m)

Trepan (25ft/7.62m)

IDW Lickety-Split (24ft/7.31m)

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📏 + 30 feet for the Old Cultist! -fromtheashesofhate

Send me 📏 + your muses height and I'll compare them to my muse!

@fromtheashesofhate

IDW Lickety-Split (25ft)

The Old Cultist (30ft)

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📏 + Dennis is 5'8" and Jaden is 6'2", if you're at all interested. no pressure what so ever <3

Send me 📏 + your muses height and I'll compare them to my muse!

TFP Lickety-Split (16ft

Dennis 5'8"

Jaden 6'2"

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📏 + 30ft (TFP) / 33ft (TFA) — @ruthlessandspeedy

Send me 📏 + your muses height and I'll compare them to my muse!

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Electron - 30ft (TFP) / 33ft (TFA)

Lickety-Split - 16ft (TFP) / 14ft (TFA)