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Clueless dir. Amy Heckerling | 1995
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Shoutout to my best friend who texted me right after hearing Zohran speak on Brian Lehrer to tell me he was the one to watch. She inspired me to donate, she canvassed, she got all the materials so we could make our own Zohran shirts. I鈥檓 so glad she had a great night tonight 鉂わ笍
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GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU NEW YORK!!!!


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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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someone emailed us about a suggestion for "updating a card title"
(we've only made two versions of the deck and didn't solicit this feedback)
but he didn't even have his own suggestions! HE COPY PASTED THE AI RESPONSE HE GOT WHEN HE ASKED AI TO COME UP WITH SUGGESTIONS FOR HIM!
and then he included that IN THE EMAIL HE SENT!!!!!!
I'm soooooOOOoooo--
#how fucking stupid can you be????#i'm so insulted but i'm also just baffled#oh the term 'minute papers' is outdated???#we MADE IT UP#it CANT BE#adventures in the wood
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will be referencing this when I want to be a hater from now on
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said the word "manifesto" around my new liberal friends and i think i scared them
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i've never been this tired in such an unshakeable non-caffeineable way before
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ALL THE MEETING RECAPS ARE DONE
ONE OF THE SUBJECT LINES I COPY PASTED I DIDN'T NOTICE HAD "INBOX" STILL ON THE END BUT WE'RE MOVING ON FROM THAT TINY MISTAKE
BECAUSE I'M FINALLY CAUGHT UP AND HAVE NOTHING HANGING OVER MY HEAD YAAAAY
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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meeting today got moved to next week so now i have no excuse I gotta get the recap DONE and then i gotta post other stuff to other site to promote my business and make a liiiiiviiiiiing
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finally sent a meeting recap yaaaay
just one more to go yaaaay
#i need to figure out a way to make these shorter#but its also like good work and a good way to review myself right now so
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i like sabrina's music and i enjoy the like vaudeville-esque approach she has to her popstar image
that being said there's something about her new album cover that's giving me the photo equivalent vibe of this gif
(hair should be pulled from the base)
#like its sexual but i can't take it all that seriously#also the discourse iiiiiis exhausting#let the girl be horny! it's fine!#she's not claiming to make feminist statements with her art this isn't a betrayal of ideals!
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finishing up some recap notes for clients
besties coming over to watch summer house/love island
we're gonna go get cider and a spice box at my favorite dive bar
and even though its like 96 degrees outside i've managed to keep my apartment relatively cool
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(it's not that i forgot how much i love bts it's just that i had to put my feelings on ice so i didn't get depressed while they were away and now my hearts thawing and i just--)
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