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In my grand tradition of being ridiculous when it comes to my pets (and my attempts to make my kids think I’m funny), I’ve created this 18” x 24” crayon monstrosity of our beloved Spooky. (For the record, it’s a scam. Her only discernible “powers” include getting her claws stuck in everything she touches and leaving food crumbs on the floor three feet from her food dish.)🙀✨ #petlife #catlover #catart #petart #crayonart #sharpieart #psychicpets #psychopets https://www.instagram.com/p/CLo6lTaDUsI/?igshid=ljnhhvjr6n8q
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#veryfamousdocumentary #fictitiousengland #verysmallman #duhdoy https://www.instagram.com/p/CKDXCz8jZ9c/?igshid=dciftaueroqw
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I was digging through some old clothes and found this gem. This is the shirt my husband wore when he worked with security detail at a Vagina Monologues show in college. He’s just...so frickin’ cool. #myman #wokeasfuck #feministcouple #untiltheviolencestops #vaginamonologues https://www.instagram.com/p/CJJ1gm0jdm_/?igshid=j2rei6m5yn87
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My son’s racy map assignment. 😬. #welldoneschool #egad https://www.instagram.com/p/CIY1bUjjHWZ/?igshid=14ygvqasgcxtj
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Horrifying kid art is my favorite kind of art. 😁 It really is. My six-year-old is studying a figure drawing book and practicing joint and shape placement—fascinating stuff that I didn’t begin to study until high school. He’s starting to look at every piece of the picture as a shape and I couldn’t be more awed. #kidart #chipofftheoldblock #figuredrawingstudy https://www.instagram.com/p/CITryMCDQ7B/?igshid=126fwhmhk0es5
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(This observation was prompted by Jimmy Fallon’s rendition of “Dancing in the Street” during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade) Happy Turkey Day!! #thanksgiving2020 #davidbowieforever https://www.instagram.com/p/CIDwZaMDHyt/?igshid=ely8b70ou48c
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All I want for Christmas is every damn outfit she wore. 🍸🕶👗🥿. #queensgambit #sixtiesfashion https://www.instagram.com/p/CHxvzacjU1n/?igshid=djxfawwbiql3
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*sigh* If we have to. #christmas2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHiaw1QDwKE/?igshid=143z7yy8a7i35
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#biden2020 #trumptempertantrum https://www.instagram.com/p/CHVYJPSjG2l/?igshid=m25fxa6i1cxd
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That’s all, folks. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHTophtD2hT/?igshid=9d3gdnf4036v
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This year’s holiday card. It has everything: Charm, drama, snow...a festive flash of red paint on his bottom. This kid knows how to work it. #holidaymagic #stupidmessystyrofoam https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOYxcpD_2W/?igshid=un52dh9gwfbi
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You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore—Mandalorian love is no joke. (The masks were ditched after the photo. 😆) #mandalorian #daddysonbondingtime #babyyoda https://www.instagram.com/p/CHDj0WSD58V/?igshid=gg110krqdpgg
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They’re creepy and they’re kooky... 365 days a year. Today they just look it.
#doggyroblox #doggyrobloxpiggy #spiderclown
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Advertising is everything. If you wanna truly “wow” your murder vic, make an effort to let them know who you are. It only takes but a moment for them to glance at your hockey jersey, truly absorb the magnitude of your celebrity, and then become too distracted by the urge to take a selfie to either run or fight back. #brilliant #michaelmyersisrollinghiseyes #jasonsaysmommadehimdoit https://www.instagram.com/p/CGktNXGjnmR/?igshid=x331q9o8he1k
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#votebitches #voteathome #easypeasy #murica #vote #election2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFz1VYGj7ib/?igshid=1g2qxbfm2i997
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My six-year-old drew this. I almost started crying. This kid gets crazy-focused with his art. Bloody brilliant, he is. #kidart #proudmama #geniusboy https://www.instagram.com/p/CFNXRIPjOnq/?igshid=1fo7ncruef0nx
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