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NUzi

Doodles

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Thinking about how CYN/the solver would have had to consider Tessa's personality in order to imitate her well enough to trick N, V, and maybe J

Like, I'm just picturing the solver taking notes like:

-Australian -Human, does human things like breathe and perform percussive maintenance -Likes robots -Australian -Real fucking weird. Like, she kept skulls in her bedroom, humans don't typically do that shit... Unless they do? Do humans like skulls? They didn't react too well when I was ripping them out of their fellow man, so maybe not -Stickers

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Don't you just hate when your robot pulls a Michael Afton on you

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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spectacular how he overcomes the situation

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Silly Art of Nori Doorman

Learning how to draw her for no reason at all :]

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judgemeownt

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this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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@undercoverbrellla youre gonna love this bullsjit

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

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i'd be way more in favor of ai if it was a lesbian who made me do her puzzles and then tried killing me with a deadly neurotoxin

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The moral of Portal is that if you mistreat women, the moon will get your ass.

There are two men in this duology, both of whom mistreat women, and the moon gets both of their asses.