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me: i feel unloved

brain: i know!! how about you don't talk to Anyone and wait for them to notice and give you attention

me: yes! a great idea

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me at any white male smiling today: it was you wasn’t it

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tylerjpg:

if Hamilton can vote for Jefferson you can vote for Hillary

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me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

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me: Oh boy I sure do love those good literature books

me: like Oedipus, Romeo and Juliet, and uh....

me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

me: the cask of a meme tomato

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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

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me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading 

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Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

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jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

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Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with

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Henri Matisse

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if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

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I do not love my country. Its abstract lustre is beyond my grasp. But (although it sounds bad) I would give my life for ten places in it, for certain people, seaports, pinewoods, fortresses, a run-down city, gray, grotesque, various figures from its history, mountains (and three or four rivers).

José Emilio Pacheco, High Treason, trans. Alistair Reid (via brittleglory)

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i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away

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@trasthetic

Reblog if you are relieved that Leo from Old Friends Dog Sanctuary is ok

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makeup is SO so fun and im so excited abt makeup like. most makeup is just minerals?? colored minerals?? dirt. pretty dirt. put the dirt on your face