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AU where Cobra Kai is a sitcom:

Sam: hippie oldest child

Robby: middle child who’s in a glam rock band

Anthony: preppy youngest child

Daniel: disaster bi single dad

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Cobra Kai | The Karate Kid: Part III

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Johnny and Robby

ロビーを幸せにしたい

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Johnny meeting Chozen and seeing him and Daniel interact:

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Around the World with Sensei Kreese

Text:

This is a dojo

This is a boat tow

This is a ball pit

This is a sarlacc pit

This is the stars above

This is my one true love

This is the setting sun

This is Lamentis-1

This is a screen that’s green

This is me being mean

This is an ocean trench

This is Dame Judi Dench

This is the Liberty Bell

This is my prison cell

So many places to learn about!

Just fuck around – that’s how you find out.

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half the characters in season 4: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

the other half of the characters in season 4: not good anymore i want to be hated now

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Shawbby is based, I'm integrating them into my belief system as we speak

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Johnny, after meeting Chozen: So all this time we were rivals you had another one in Japan!?!

Daniel:John-

Silver: Wait? So I'm not your first, Dan-

Johnny: That's me, Bitch!

Silver: I'm your second?!?

Chozen: No that would be me...

Silver: oh so what, Danny Boy?!? I'm the third? ?? Is that it????

Daniel: In all technicality Barnes-

Silver, kicks another bottle of wine at a wall.

Johnny: LARUSSO, YOU SLUT!!!!

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Johnny and Daniel clothing parallels requested by anonymous

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trans daniel is quite possibly my fav headcanon in CK-related media for many reasons but also because it makes johnny's eagle fang training scene funnier/hit different like. imagine this. up until season 4-ish johnny has no idea that trans people exist and his whole "i will call daniel by a feminine nickname to make fun of him" deal is like. never in bad faith he's just stupid. but then someone tells him a) what trans people are and b) daniel is trans (probably not daniel in this situation. maybe sam tells miguel who accidentally brings it up around johnny?) and johnny thinks "wow i didn't mean anything bad when i called him danielle but that probably hurt him way more than i meant it to". SO THEN when johnny does the eagle fang training w daniel and he's like "LETS GO LARUSSO WE'RE BADASS MANLY MEN WHO DRINK BEERS AND HIT THINGS IN A MANLY WAY" it's his way of supporting daniel/apologizing to him/affirming his identity without actually having it be brought up in conversation. a very "he's confused but he's got the spirit" situation essentially

YES!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND ABSOLUTELY IN CHARACTER

Daniel like "uhhh, okay we're MEN now, I'm MEN" (because he's obviously not self-conscious about his own masculinity but he's so used to being excluded from mens spaces in canon, for not conforming properly, and if he's trans that hits even harder) -- like he's confused because Johnny hasn't really used this language with him before in the same way, with the closest being that car-date in 1x9 - the manly art of singing to REO Speedwagon with your nemesis bro ally friend crush

but he's clearly thrilled -- this is what being in Johnny's friend group is like? This is what being "one of the guys" is?!!!!!!

also because I'd imagine Daniel would be so stressed about the idea that Johnny would ever know, because he probably has no idea how Johnny would take something like with his, with his uh... less enlightened language at times...

I think he's not stealth per-se, but you know, people like Tom Cole don't need to fucking know -- anyway Sam thought that Miguel knew because he usually always includes it when he tells people about his time coming to LA and then Miguel thinks he's the last person to not know and is horrified when Johnny clearly doesn't either and is like "don't tell mr LaRusso I told you!!! or anyone else!!!!!!"

anyway Johnny reacts by obviously not telling anyone but 100% doing this! (eventually Daniel tells him as well in some context)

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Cobra Kai + Reductress Headlines

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90s LAWRUSSO EDITION PART 2 (PART 1 HERE)

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おまけ

90s lawrusso『待ち合わせ』 英語ムリすぎるから今度からグーグル翻訳におまかせしたい

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i’m a teenager who’s made a couple of mistakes. you’re a 50-something-year-old man, who lives alone, drinks all day, and clearly hasn’t figured out his own life. i figured out one thing for sure. if i did everything my parents wanted me to do, i’d be wearing a suit and tie in some worthless job while i wait out the clock. i didn’t want that. now i get to do what i love every damn day. i get to try to help kids like you find their own way.