littlekilltown

[littlekilltown]

hey so not to be super negative or anything but oh my GODDDDDD i hate tv/movie adaptations of books so bad. why does it actually seem like they genuinely have a competition on which can be the most disloyal/disingenuous to the source material? how much character assassination they can get away with? how many tiny little details they can change for absolutely no reason? maybe i’m just being insufferably and disgustingly loyal to my books, but i just honest to god cannot understand why these platforms pick up these stories if they want to write something completely different. THAT’S WHAT FANFIC IS FOR. (to clarify: this is NOT a diss on fanfic in the slightest, i adore fanfiction and it has truly been a formative part of my life and one that i treasure dearly. all i’m saying is that maybe some of these people working on these adaptations would find a more suitable home there, seeing as their ideas are often more akin to an au fic than the actual source material.)

and what pisses me off so bad is that these platforms purchase the rights to these stories, make some half-assed wattpad fic of them, and then cancel them almost immediately because they don’t perform well — shocker. (cough cough NETFLIX). but since they did that, (and please correct me if i’m wrong, because i genuinely want to know), it becomes virtually impossible for any other platform to pick it up! so not only did they half-ass it and completely change them, but they essentially ruined the chances of it ever being done correctly. so often, i see so many things — whether they be major plot points or tiny details — changed when there was genuinely zero reason to. like sincerely, i just want to know WHY?!

!!SPOILER ALERT FOR THE FOLLOWING BOOK/TV SERIES!!: shadow and bone, six of crows, a good girl’s guide to murder, (will most likely continue to add on because i’m a little neurotic).

here are a few examples off the top of my head:

SAB/SOC:

࣪𖤐.ᐟ changed the ravkan king’s name from aleksander to pyotr. what purpose does that serve actually at all?

࣪𖤐.ᐟ inserted soc plotline into shadow and bone — completely reversing, flip flopping, and making up new plot material just to add it in

࣪𖤐.ᐟ GAVE THE DARKLING A NORMAL, PUBLIC NAME?! AND REVEALED HIS FIRST NAME ALMOST IMMEDIATELY?!

࣪𖤐.ᐟ completely fucked over one most of my favorite nikolai scenes — where he confronts the king about his abuse towards genya

࣪𖤐.ᐟ this one i guess i can somewhat understand (albeit begrudgingly), but removing literally almost the entirety of my favorite book in the series, siege and storm

AGGGTM:

࣪𖤐.ᐟ made nat da silva andie’s best friend?! which is quite literally the most inane and stupid thing they could have done with her, literally erased her entire character — why not just make a fucking new one atp?

࣪𖤐.ᐟ where is stanley forbes. i guess they could just add him in in season 2, but it removes so much of the intensity behind the twists of ggbb. takes all the wind out of its sails, iykwim.

࣪𖤐.ᐟ pip calling victor by his first name only, removing that close dynamic which felt super weird

࣪𖤐.ᐟ where the hell did “chicken” come from?! i must have missed something in the show, but actually what reason was there to change her nickname from “pickle” to “chicken”? i’m actually so confused by that.

࣪𖤐.ᐟ WHY. IS THERE A RANDOM RAVE CAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST. WHO BUILT THAT. WHO BUILT A FULLY FUNCTIONING PARTY/RAVE CENTER IN A RANDOM CAVE/CATACOMB IN THE FOREST. why was that added?? i’m SO confused about that genuinely. why was that necessary? the calamity parties in general were just so weird in the show because why was it so secretive and insane? in the book, they literally just walk into this dude’s house where the party and no one gives one singular fuck because it’s literally just a high school party. an intense one for sure, but it’s just a party. remember jamie walking into one in ggbb and no one gaf because it was not this super intense, secretive thing that it was made to be in the show.

࣪𖤐.ᐟ pip and ravi’s meeting :’(

࣪𖤐.ᐟ everyone just like…spoon feeding pip the answers along the way. why did they all fold under like zero pressure? it felt so anticlimactic and like she wasn’t actually figuring anything out for herself. it was honestly so disappointing because it felt like pip wasn’t even given the chance to be the character she was written as.

࣪𖤐.ᐟ ant for some reason just being some random dude lauren is obsessed with? i think that will take a significant amount of the bite and betrayal out of his later actions, which is kind of disappointing, and again — WHY change something like that?! seems more like an inconvenience to have to come up with a whole new plot line for him, as well as introductions.

࣪𖤐.ᐟ the woman that elliot ward kept hidden in his attic for five years KNOWING who she was, WANTING to escape. elliot may be a shit person, but the only reason he kept that girl for all those years is because he believed she was andie and SHE DID TOO. she was severely mentally ill and had taken who knows what kind of drugs. it goes against everything we know about his character to have him hold some random woman hostage in his attic for essentially no reason for half a decade. it makes no sense. so again, WHY CHANGE IT?!

࣪𖤐.ᐟ in general, the over dramatization of literally everything (except for the most important parts) for tv audiences :/ i’m honestly getting super tired so i’m struggling to think of how to explain this better BUT i will return come the morning sun and do my best.

anyways, if you made it this far — thank you for reading my ramblings, i wrote this so that my mother could enjoy watching the AGGGTM adaptation with me without me bugging out every 10 seconds about the inconsistencies LMFAO. hope you enjoyed.

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"How do you read so many books??" I am simply trying to avoid reality, what are you doing

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ZAIN IQBAL for Cosmopolitan UK

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season 2 being written by holly jackson is gonna end me

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ravi: they were being mean to me :(

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bbys <3

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AGGGTM SPOILERS

ravi singh and cara ward are the "we use humor to cope" tag team duo that everyone just wishes would shut up

because yes, her dad killed his brother but he's dating her best friend and their siblings were friends so of course they make it their only goal to make everyone in the room uncomfy with their jokes

(also pip has a type clearly)

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she was insane for that... insanely gay and bold (and hot)

A Good Gir's Guide to Murder 1x05

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Apparently we’re dropping our high school drama. So in 2012 this girl got murdered by her boyfriend and then killed himself. And everyone just believed this for like 5 years. Then in 2017 this girl looked into the murder for a school project and it’s a long story but she figured out who the real murderer(s) were. I’m pretty sure the boyfriend’s little brother helped her solve it too. Anyways I think she ended up going to Cambridge and she made a podcast about it. There’s also a TV show coming out about it in July 2024. That’s crazy right haha yeah fun times.

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rachel price is so look what you made me do by taylor swift

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honestly? same, barney, same. i, too, would have heart-eyes for asha.

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oh hey, it's my favourite friendship!!

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Pushing the Cara + Ravi agenda‼️‼️‼️‼️

Like after Pip went off to college, those two definitely got a lot closer. They play games with Josh together, Ravi sits at the coffee shop until Caras off her shift just to keep her company (he deff does the same thing Connor does where he orders the most complicated drink for no reason)

I will be posting abou them more now🤍

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Asha Banks as Cara Ward

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ignore this rant, but i had the creepiest encounter with a 70-ish man at work today who was definitely making backhanded dirty jokes and passes at me and i've never been more happy that i like women.

i was actually writing a short story in my notebook during my break and he sidled up to me and asked if i was writing lines as a punishment apology for my teacher bc i'd been up to no good. like??? sir?? do i look like i'm nine?? then he talked to me as if we knew each other to the point where even my coworker thought we did and he kept asking what my punishment was or what i'd done.

i can't wait to take a scalding hot shower to wash the disgust off because EW, why can't men just approach us normally. i was ready to have a sweet conversation about writing with a kind elderly man and then he went and did a one-eighty.

BIG YUCK.

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that's a 'shit-act-normal-!!' look if i ever saw one

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder - 1x02

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Cara didn't look too keen on this 😂😂😂