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Time for some snipitty snip snip

WHAT LAWRENCE N O

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dangerous fellows karaoke night headcanons

a/n: alcohol/drinking mention and all characters are aged up (18+)

- i think u all already know eugene is gonna dominate karaoke night

- zion sounds fucking horrible. also all he knows is big time rush songs and the lyrics to bitch lasagna

- harry is a great singer but he’s nervous and shy at first

- everybody is cheering him on and he finally gives in

- harry doesn’t sing one of those soft love songs tho. homie is belting out my heart will go on from titanic and eugene is very worried for him

- ethan doesn’t sing at first until he takes like 3-4 shots

- drunk singing never gonna give you up with zion 💀

- zion and lawrence have a rap battle but it gets so intense bc they’re both aiming for each other’s throat

- it gets physically violent and ethan and harry have to pull them off each other

- judy is LOUD and she’s never singing. she’s just screaming the lyrics

- also she can rap eminem’s songs really well and it makes everybody go ??????

- scarlett tries to get zion to sing disney duets with her

- he thinks it’s lame

- eugene calls him a pussy and they ended up aggressively duetting a bunch of disney love songs together

- hailey has a soft angelic voice that blows everybody away. judy is her number one hype woman

- harry sang i want it that way and got way into his feels. zion had to pull him away from the mic and give him his therapist’s number

- sue doesn’t sing that much but she tries her best. she doesn’t show it but she’s having a lot of fun

- judy and eugene sing spice girls’ wannabe together

- lawrence knows all the britney spears songs and ethan is his backup vocal

- once they’re both warmed up harry and lawrence unleash their anger through singing hard rock songs

- everybody in the room: bro? 💀

- jay can’t sing. he hits all the wrong notes while trying to serenade scarlett

- on the other hand ethan can’t sing either but somehow he hits all the notes to hopelessly devoted to you so good for him

 > lychee

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eugene: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

zion: u want to fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid

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eugene: i like the strong but silent type

zion: [silently attempting to lift a table]

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flight attendant: before we take off, please nake sure all small items are secured

zion, smiling and looking at eugene:

eugene: what

zion, whispering: do you feel safe?

eugene: i hate you

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[texting]

judy: HDEBSHSKWNSJWNSBSK

ethan: what is that

judy: a keyboard smash!

ethan: how do i do it

judy: just press anything

ethan: 7

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judy: maybe dogs lick us because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

lawrence: this has to be the worst thing you’ve said so far

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lawrence: it's nice to be wanted, you know

harry: NOT BY THE LAW

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ethan: ayo this push pop banging

lawrence: that’s a fucking gluestick

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lawrence: [loses zion and scarlett in a croud]

lawrence: finally

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[at some random nightclub]

eugene: we can’t go in! the sign says 18+ and there’s only 5 of us!

lawrence: dude

ethan: let’s just invite more people

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eugene: have i ever told you that you cook well?

zion: aww no, you haven't :)

eugene: so why do you keep cooking

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eugene: *falls down the stairs*

zion: *catches him*

zion:

zion: i think you just fell for me

eugene: put me Down.

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I don't know if anyone have done this already but I laughed hard at this 😭

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Bothering the beast

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Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*

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