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"unrequited" prongstail but they went to the same primary school. they're the two kids who hold hands throughout the day, james loudly kissing peter on the cheek. they'd get the class together during break times and make one of them officiate a wedding. they're 6 years old but they're making cards for each other, every valentines day and christmas they were sat there with glue and glitter and creating the best for one another. from ages 4-11 they were so inseparable that their parents got called in (because yk,,, homophobia times) and people started to whisper about how they needed to "keep an eye on those two". james would play football after school and peter would sit on the sidelines with his chin in his hand watching, peter would always get the lead in the school play every year and james, despite loving being the center of attention, was so happy to wear his star costume if it meant he got to sit on the sidelines and watch his playground-official husband play joseph.

unrequited prongstail but in the way they still held hands on platform 9 and 3/4 in first year, until james sees all these really tall scary sixth years and he sees parents looking at them (not even in a mean way, just looking at them) and he gets all Scared. they meet the others and james' world expands a bit - he still shares a bed with peter sometimes, they still spend all their time together, they still joke about the fact they got married at 6 years old. but james starts maturing, he starts getting arrogant, he starts joining in on the pranks and adopting sirius' "we'll show them" mentality. he's still close to peter, yes, but he's Grown Up now.

unrequited prongstail but in the way james treats it as a punchline during gryffindor parties because it's just "kids being kids", and peter's hand hasn't quite learnt how to make itself warm without james there to do it.

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obsessed with toxic rosekiller where barty worships evan and evan just Does Not Care. that's his annoying dog that sometimes does stuff for him.

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Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.

So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.

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barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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whether you say it's romantic or platonic, bartylus is a holy matrimony between two different flavours of Weird Little Freak and they're VERY important to eachother <3

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If you wanna buy the merch, watch the remake, visit the studio, then go off. You do you and all that.

But take “fuck jkr” out of your bio.

Anything that gives the terf money directly impacts the lives of trans people. Don’t claim to be with us if you’re not going to do the bare minimum.

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Peter Pettigrew erasure is going to be the death of me

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i’ve been tricked

Evan and Barty are that one couple who are opposites in a complimentary way.

like when they're doing couple costumes for halloween Barty would were as very little as he could while Evan would be completely covered up

or for christmas, Barty loves going all out but Evan likes there to be some cohesion, so their house would look like those stupid chirstmas movies with all the whimsy and warmth

Barty all tattoos while Evan is mostly piercings

Barty is "acts speak louder than words", Evan is "words hold just as much truth"

Barty, the only child needing attention, Evan the heir with little validation

Barty the dying, Evan the dead

well, that didn't take long...

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my babies Rosekiller in the little restaurant!AU I created in my mind Barty is a waiter and Evan is a cook Evan cook for him even when he takes him home, it's his way to flirt and show off but to be honest he pull out take out boxes and Barty's dumb ass would still be impressed. They smoke and drink and chat and Evan is so over with this restaurant but there is this little waiter that annoys him in a good way so he stay. And he needs the money. (someone is whispering to me that Regulus is offering Evan to come with him to a way more prestigious restaurant but for an unknown reasons Evan stay here...) Someone want to see Jegulus from my AU ? I know Regulus is a cook from a 2 stars restaurant but idk what James does yet.... have any ideas ? I love sharing and discussing about them

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ghost · @rosekillermicrofic · rosekiller · wc: 278 · cw: mcd

The strong impact of the shutters against the window pane echoed through the living room, constantly shaking awake the cats trying to sleep on the couch, but not at all disturbing Evan, who stroked Barty’s hair slowly while Barty held a neuroscience book up to his face, his head resting comfortably on Evan’s lap.

“The brain remains functional for approximately seven minutes after death,” Barty read aloud and looked up at Evan. His dark eyes shone especially beautifully, like those of a child who had just discovered a wonder of the world. “Isn’t it amazing?”

Evan nodded.

“I always thought the brain died instantly too.”

“Right?” Barty returned to his reading, his lips half-open in concentration. ”Here it’s not specified what the brain does during those minutes, though.”

“Well, nobody came back from death and told us, did they?”

Barty let out a soft chuckle, the kind Evan was already used to but would never grow tired of hearing no matter how long it went on.

“I am very intrigued. In films the protagonist sees the best moments of their life, but I don’t buy that sappy shit.”

Evan fell silent for a few seconds.

“I’m not sure what could happen during that time, but if it’s memories…” His caresses descended to Barty's left cheek and he traced the scar there absentmindedly with his forefinger. “You’ll be my seven minutes.”

Barty laughed again, but not for long this time, a slight blush creeping onto his face instead.

Evan ghosted a smile as he bled to death on the pavement after having been attacked by Alastor Moody's Bombarda Maxima. Barty would have hated to know he had actually been wrong.

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i do think the marauders were a good group of friends (yes prongsfoot were definitely THE duo but that happens in groups and it doesn’t make them bad friends). however, if we have to say one of them was “excluded” it would be remus lupin and not peter pettigrew. i see a lot of posts on how peter was left out and that’s the reason for his betrayal but i don’t really believe that.

the marauders became illegal animagi for remus but it wasn’t something he was a part of. james, sirius, and peter shared that between the three of them—the entire process of becoming one, being in full control during their full moon adventures and all that. after the night of the full moon, again, the other three spent time together and remus was more alone.

we also see in snape’s worst memory that peter went with james and sirius but remus was the one who stayed back, so i imagine he usually avoided directly being a part of those activities while peter didn’t. when harry overheard mcgonagall and the others at hogsmeade, they mentioned sirius, james, and peter. no one even said remus’ name (yes i realise that could just be a plot point but even in lily’s letter to sirius, she mentioned peter and nothing about remus).

another major point is that remus was the only marauder kept out of the loop on the whole secret kepeer thing (also i HATE that entire plot line with a passion because none of it makes sense anyways). he was the only one who had no idea of the secret keeper switch and when james died, all three of them (james, peter, sirius) were aware that peter had been the spy. remus, on the other hand, spent thirteen years not knowing any of that.

remus spent his entire childhood fearing that he’ll never make any friends and he will forever be shunned but he did end up finding these three idiots who not only accepted him but went so far in his aid. he naturally had major self esteem issues and when someone is insecure like that, they usually just distance themselves and stay away for so many different reasons (fear of scaring their friends away, being too much, people judging them, being seen as they see themselves, and so on and so on). it’s not his fault and it wasn’t theirs but when it comes down to it, i genuinely believe remus was the “left out” marauder (if there has to be one, that is … note that i’m not arguing that they didn’t love remus, just that he was the one who was more separate (?) from the others).

as for peter, it makes sense why he would feel that way, too. it could be his own insecurities to an extent but also when remus was absent and it was just peter with james and sirius, it would be very easy to feel left out. the whole “there’s a duo in the trio” thing but then duo being james and sirius was impossible to compete with for anyone, not just peter.

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This is a collab with @inthe-echo - We decided, that we wanted to draw the marauders 6 years on in the same pose after a full moon, to show how much they have changed or more likely haven’t changed at all!

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Barty: Shit! I don’t have enough money to pay rent! Evan, looking Barty up and down, biting his lip: Well, I’m sure that we can find… a solution. Barty, getting his shirt off and climbing onto Evan’s laps: Mmmm yes. Does payment… in nature work? Evan, pulling Barty closer: Only with you, Baby. Regulus: THIS. IS. FUCKING. MONOPOLY. HORNY JAIL. RIGHT NOW.

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i hate the new thing in fandom spaces where you’ll see someone’s comment or post about the fandom and you decide to engage and they’re immediately like “omg it’s not that serious calm down”. what does that MEAN? why can’t we discuss the complexities of character analysis and plot development? why can’t we have whimsy and fun anymore? not everyone is arguing with you just because they’re not agreeing with you wholeheartedly and immediately. it’s called having a conversation. 😭

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Barty: -and don't even get me started on-

Evan: Can you finally shut the fuck up?!

Barty: You think you want me to shut the fuck up? I have to listen to myself even when i'm not talking, bitch.