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That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

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the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

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griffonramsey I’m still pretty fond of @geofflramsey.

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I love dogs

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never let this die

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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I’VE LISTENED TO THIS 58 TIMES SNED HELP

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i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but i’ll probably just lie in bed and eat mcdonald’s and watch netflix but hey it’s fun to pretend i’ll actually do something

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Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

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all this advertising for Jurassic World is unnecessary.

just let everyone know Chris Pratt is in it and the whole world will run to the nearest theatre.

Seriously. 

We all love that man more than life itself.

This could be the poster and I would still go:

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Disneypranks with Friends: “Chicken Little” Edition! 🐥

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My roommate and I were just discussing how to stock our fridge this semester and he was like oh yeah we’ll have the best drinks ever ;) and then

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I watch this when I’m sad because, why not.

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josh.. no

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how rad is your sign?

aries: 99%

taurus: 32%

gemini: 101%

cancer: 0%

leo: infinite

virgo: 50%

libra: 99.9%

scorpio: 1,000,000%

sagittarius: 1,000,001%

capricorn: 5%

aquarius: 100%

pisces: 666%