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i solemnly swear i will never be pregnant

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

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*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

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I would like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth please, thanks

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Lay down & become the forest

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time is moving so fast and being alive on this earth is so scary and im not even in love. whatever. *watches another movie*

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non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell

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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

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Sometimes someone will talk about an acquaintance who is an "undiagnosed narcissist with obvious borderline personality disorder traits" and I'm like... We used to just say "a bitch", and I know all the reasons why that was bad, but I'm not sure this is better.