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Eurovision 2025 Malta:

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BABE WAKE UP ISRAEL DIDN‘T WIN ESC

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Best picture ever

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If Israel wins this shit is rigged they bought it there's no way

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Lucio I love you my precious

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"if the song was a drink it would be without caffeine, sugar and not carbonated" - German commentary about Portugal

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He is nothing but Lucio and that is enough <3

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Latvia:

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#esc

The six horsemen of Eurovision

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Defense Fantasy

(Made Engie bigger for picture so you could see his cute outfit)

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This thing kills me and brings me back to life at the same time.

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Snipes just like me fr

posting this to here too

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Heavy probably smells the least bad, because all the others probably REEK. Scout probably uses axe or some other shit to drench himself in, Soldier lives in garbage with raccoons, Pyro, well, it‘s Pyro, we know what they do, I wouldn‘t come to close to Demo‘s mouth, Engi‘s note combination of metal, oil, beer and tobacco ain‘t anything I fancy, Medic smells like blood and death, I don‘t wanna shame my man but for the love of god Sniper take a shower, and Spy likely uses ungodly amounts of disgusting cologne, which unpleasantly mixes with the smoke smell.

I just realized that there is another reason to stay away from these motherfuckers next to them being all insane, and that is to protect your nose.

Out of all the mercs, who smells the best/worst? My brain is kinda fried atm and this is the shit I be thinking about 😅💀💀

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I’m currently sick and my mom just put out the most gender-affirming talk when she said

“Yeah, you really are gender fluid, you just have a fever but you act like a man, whining like you‘re about to die“

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VERY heavy on fuck machine

MSI reminds me of Scout specifically Fuck Machine and Get it Up

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the spy is so happy to see his homeland again. he should say "merci" to me