littlepeterbird
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Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess
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any cat born after 4400 BC can’t hunt all they know is roll on ground, snuggle, lick they paws, be pet, eat dry food and lie
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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
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why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart
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im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now
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