littleporksausage
I tie my hair up like Suki to honor our queen
She/they, bi.
Not an artist, but i can overthink stuff instead. My biggest dream is becoming a manatee and grazing on sea grass for the rest of my days.
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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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Sitting in a waiting room yesterday, the receptionist told me I could sell these socks. She said she'd be willing to pay as much as $12 for them.
#its why it annoys me when ppl around me tell me i should sell my cross stitch#1. i make small silly things nobody would buy. mostly its pokemon nearly 1 to 1 from game sprites#2. if i priced this stuff even at half minimum wage plus the cost of materials (which are not that expensive)?#it would cost hundreds in my currency. at half minimum wage mind you#for like. 10cm squared pieces. nobody would buy it.#there's a reason why you mostly really see cross stitch kits being sold. its hours and hours of work that nobody wants to pay for
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Is your phone wallpaper a fictional character?
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My darlings, my loves, my fellow weirdos, I am begging you all to REST after you have covid.
I know it is very hard, and our society asks you to get back up and running at full speed as soon as possible, before you’re even done testing positive even.
But please my friends, please rest.
If you push too hard too fast you might be sicker for longer, you might be doing long lasting damage to yourself.
So please my beautiful nerds, take care of yourselves and REST.
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Carved shell and engraved gilt sewing kit lined with blue silk. Made in Paris, c. 1815-1820
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In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch
#me @ AAA games#i can have a sufficiently good looking game by going back 14 years. optimise your shit
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
#these are cool but goddamn do these women in the breast pics one wear wrong bra sizes#what tf do you mean you're a 36 DD your cup should be like a K at the very least#people legit have no idea what bra sizes actually look like
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"Which spices go with which foods" lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a "spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile" list – that shit is not intuitive.
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