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I love the trope of villain being a terrible person but a good dad. Techno being a bloodthirsty crime lord while also pinning Tommy’s newest crayon drawing to the fridge like “the mona lisa better watch out tommy you’re gonna replace that thing pretty soon with your art skills”

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Supervillain/superhero au but emduo dont seem to have actual civilian identities. Two dangerous supervillains in full gear, rolling up to the local grocery store in broad daylight, discussing about what to have for dinner

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Vampire Phil vs Extreme Introvert Techno. Cue series of hijinks where techno is immune to vampires bc awkward nerd. Phil has hospitality rules and can’t break in so at first he just tries to ambush. Only. Techno never leaves. Like ever. Hmm next plan. Phil trying to find a way to get invited into technos house. Except uh oh he’s too nervous to ever answer the doorbell. Can’t thrall while techno avoids eye contact. No charms cause aroace. Doesn’t take phone calls. It’s INFURIATING. Phil trying at Halloween bc surely techno will at least answer the doorbell. Techno slides candy through the mail slot. BUT he complimented Phil’s costume so that’s progress!

okay so the only time techno ever really leaves his house is to take floof on walks. Except floof is actually a werewolf Tommy and it’s ON SIGHT when he smells Phil so that doesn’t work either. were Tommy is basically an emotional support animal that makes sure techno is semi functional and not utterly vitamin d deficient. Barks when it’s time to take meds stuff like that. He’s very talented like that.

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So i was imagining cool fight scenes, as one does whenever they listen to cool fighting music when on a run, and i love the idea of Techno’s Chat being a gamble of a power up. He can call for their help, and sometimes if they’re unified enough, their hands will help him wield his weapon with all the mighty power of a thousand voices.

Other times though they’re a bit too scattered and then Techno has to deal with a headache for the rest of the battle, his ears ringing with the noise of EEEEEEEEE

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Ive got an au i keep chewing on which is basically Phil being this feared name of an assassin through the lands and Wilbur is his kid but Wil doesn’t Know that and Phil is more or less absent for Wilbur’s entire life, keeping tabs at a distance, because he thinks that’ll keep Wilbur out of trouble but Wilbur gets into trouble anyway so Phil finally claims Wilbur as his own, to get him out of said trouble, and it creates a mess of things because Wilbur refuses to believe Phil is his father and Phil is now frantically trying to get his kid to STOP RUNNING OFF there are enemies out there and I HAVENT KILLED THEM ALL YET

Eventually Phil sends Techno after him, Techno being like a bounty hunter with a spotless record at bringing back a body, but in this case its like Phil calling him over and techno being like “man if you want someone dead of course i’ll- what do you mean you have a kid. You want ME to get him?? HE’S ALREADY GOTTEN HOW FAR??? OKAY WRAP THIS UP IM ALREADY LOSING DAYLIGHT PHIL”

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Rumi’s majestically long hair~ ✨✨✨

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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

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daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

Post canceled.

is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian

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God and goddesses au but specifically sbi living in the modern ages with perfectly normal human identities because they find the experience of it really fun. Whole deities out here working 9-5.

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I want to live. I want us to live.

Tubbr lore appreciation !!!!!! This took weeks but it's all worth it !!!!!!!

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Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

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raccooninnit doodles because i fucking love that guy

28. May 2025

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Sketchbook moment #1

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Haven’t been able to draw much of anything lately but there’s a clinic project I hope to finish and while figuring out designs I was having fun with Techno’s and might make a drawing with it :)

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Sinking town but c!clingy duo :D I hope y’all like it !

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FUCKKKKK I WANT TO MAKE A SLIME RANCHER FIC BUT IF I DO I KNOW IM GONNA GET TOO METICULOUS ABOUT IT AND ITS GONNA BECOME A LONGFIC THAT HAUNTS ME FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS NOOOOOOOOO