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@steffydoodles I just found this elf from an old post… and she looks exactly like me! 😳😳
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me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—
brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch
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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
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Astrology Tumblr: Your sign says you’re a french fry
Me: ME AS FCUK
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astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!
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“what are you gonna do, cry about it?”
me: um… yes
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