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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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Girls thinking we have a crush on their boyfriends like girl no I have a crush on you

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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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Taylor and Gracie trying to put out the fire that happened the day they recorded ''us''

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tfw you go on a date with someone and the first thing they say when they sit down is: "i have a voice inside my head that is the fractured soul of an alien entity."