littlestrawberry-fairy

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

can i be a crybaby for a minute and will u not get mad at me

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

waiting for someone to adopt me and give me attention, love and raw se-

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO to bed besties. sleepy time. snork mimimi honk-shoo let’s go

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

fair exchange you whimper my name like a slut and I finger you until there’s tears in your eyes

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

what if we dated and took a bunch of cute pictures of each other what then

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

saying “okay, i understand” when really you want to act insane

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

romantic relationships aren't a universal human experience but falling-in-love-with-a-sandwich-you-made-so-immaculately-that-you-don't-want-to-eat-it-because-then-it-will-be-gone is

[littlestrawberry-fairy]

Me? Walk around the house in a big t-shirt and lace panties while thinking about getting railed? I would never do such a thing

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