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Titration instructions: ‘Add dropwise near the endpoint.’ My hand, possessed by a demon: ‘FLOOD THE SYSTEM.’

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name it tim!

Step 5: ‘Ensure the solution is clear.’ My solution: [opaque, glowing, possibly sentient]

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chaos!

The hazard section: ‘May cause mild irritation.’ My skin, melting off: ‘Define mild.’

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understandable really

the grading rubric is a LIE the comments are a LIE the entire EDUCATION SYSTEM is a PYRAMID SCHEME and IM AT THE BOTTOM DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE WITH A SPORK

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at least you know that when someone tries telling you "youre one in a million", you know theres probably another person with the same name

the plagiarism checker flagged MY OWN NAME as SUSPICIOUS CONTENT. IVE BECOME THE VERY THING I SWORE TO DESTROY

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the rage..

 the peer reviewer said "this lacks rigor" MOTHERFUCKER I LACK SLEEP I LACK WILL TO LIVE I LACK A FUNCTIONAL BRAIN WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

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huh what

huh

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hehehaw hahaha its due tommorow im cooked

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hi jerry!

there’s a suspiciously smooth rock in my yard. it wasn’t there yesterday. it has ‘:)’ carved into it. i’m naming it jerry

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extra pockets you mean? and on the bright side you now have many tiny pitchforks to eat cake with :D

*sighs* the garden gnomes are invading my dreamscape again

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go you can do it

First time sending hate mail kinda nervous

Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!

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i reflect ye cruse! noweth i curse ye

Throwback to that time I cursed ye

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but then again what would capitalism look like with the one bug to rule them all

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

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"understandable have a nice day"

genuinely curious why you have so many haters because you seem pretty chill to me. unless they're just trolling or something

It's not trolling. They want me dead in the gutters.

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great! just what i wanted pukicho

Dont worry guys, My dumbfuck uncle who borrows money all the time says the US will be okay. He has never made a good financial decision in his life

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king you are winning

puki you have too much power

(can i have some)

oh no. fbi

I’m running the gauntlet on that shitty site and winning