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Happy Father's Day to every woman out there who fathered herself lol

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to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

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might start birdwatching or kill myself or something

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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

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gojo would buy himself a world's best dad mug when you've only been dating for like two months and you'd wake up to him drinking soda out of it

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

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The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.

End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.

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being bisexual is extremely swagful. idc what you got going on down there if you're hot I wanna suck it.

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i wish a serial killer would come serial kill me i am sick and tired.

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alcohol and weed and computer

yeah baby groovy baby

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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happy pride

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My tits are pretty and everything i say is right