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ok, but how do you tell if a girl likes you??
I dunno man. what am I, God? Is every girl the same? Do they all function under the same OS? Some of those girls might be running Linux, I dunno.
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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im so fr when i say i need you all to stay safe. more now than ever. all memes aside, be aware and be safe.
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I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!
you're very beautiful.
and yeah,
you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life
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Eurovision Fact #652:
After the qualifiers for the Grand Final were announced at the end of the second semi-final, the camera panned across all of the artists, beginning with the Dutch delegation.
Singer Joost Klein was holding up a sign that said "Käärijä should've won" when the camera passed him.
[Source]
Eurovision Song Contest 2024: Second Semi-Final (Live Stream) | Malmö 2024 🇸🇪, YouTube.com.
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
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did you guys know about this? you can listen to a song and imagine Scenarios. yeah, they can be whatever you want them to be it’s pretty cool
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If its true that Joost hit someone because they joked about his dead dad/parents
Then by god do I hope he got them good
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removing the artist performing the most pro-europe song in a contest called eurovision will be a lesson on how not to fuck up a show
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Joost: “Europe! Let’s come together!”
The EBU: “Get that man off the stage”
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the netherlands got disqualified, the dutch flag got taken down, malta might replace them, spain might withdraw, the israhell delegation has been looking for beef with people, the ebu website is down, no one knows what's going on, not even singers, the atmosphere is tense
and then there's italy being delulu and signing imagine in the midst of the fire
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Eurovision is now lying about Israel and Russia. The Eurovision organiser EBU is suggesting Russia wasn’t banned due to invading Ukraine, a lie that even their own website disproves.
The EBU says the Israel situation is “fundamentally different” from Russia in 2022. They suggest they didn’t kick Russia out of Eurovision because they invaded Ukraine, they kicked Russia out of the EBU for unrelated reasons.

Except… that’s not what happened! In 2022, the EBU had announced Russia would be kicked out of Eurovision “in light of the unprecedented crisis in Ukraine”.

The Russian broadcasters responded to being booted from Eurovision by announcing their intention to withdraw from the EBU, which the EBU reported via their website.
So why are they now saying something else happened? It’s a lie. The EBU kicked Russia out of Eurovision before the Russian broadcasters left the EBU. This is clearly an attempt to distance themselves from their (quite right) decision to remove a country from Eurovision.
But the fact is, the EBU created a precedent for themselves of removing a country due to war and now they want to pretend that never happened so they don’t have to take action against Israel.
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people just now boycotting eurovision because joost got disqualified
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