The third Spider-Man movie continues like normal but anytime any character from the MCU is mentioned, it's censored like a swear word and Peter Parker turns towards the camera like he's in The Office
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peter, walking past with MJ: so Mr. Stark—
tony: peter!
peter: yeah?
tony: your hair looks nice today!
peter: uh, thanks—
pepper, walking in: peter! I like your shirt! Way cute :)
peter: thanks, Ms. Potts, but—
steve, as he walks by: hey, you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, son
peter: r-right, but—
natasha, walking the other way: peter, if there was anyone I’d wanna be spider siblings with, it’d be you
peter, tearing up: I don’t understand why this keeps happening!
MJ, who stuck a “compliment me” note on his back after he said something self deprecating: I have no idea either ://
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not today.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t see tomorrows sunrise.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t get to laugh with your brother about something you would have seen on facebook next week.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have yet to feel the warmth of September.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t get to feel the love from your friends and family on your 19th birthday next year.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t get to feel accomplished after you complete your education and feel the relief beginning your dream job.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t get to hear your fiancé ask you to marry them.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you won’t get to see the view from the Eiffel Tower on your honeymoon.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have yet to feel the joy of having your first child with the love of your life.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you haven’t smelled the fresh roses your daughter gets you on your 50th birthday.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you haven’t been to your high school reunion and spent time with those whom you grew with.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not yet seen the world for all its beauty.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not smelled the bakery in Italy on a Sunday morning on your first holiday by yourself.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not felt your newborn on your chest after waiting months on their arrival.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not yet seen the love in your partners eyes when they say “I do”.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not named the puppy you will get when you are 25 and living independently.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have not yet experienced your life for how you shape it.
don’t kill yourself today.
not just because your mom will miss you (although it would break her completely), and not just because your sister will be lost without you (although she wouldn’t know how to cope without you), but don’t kill yourself today because YOU have not yet felt the world with all of your emotions. you have not seen the sunrise tomorrow and you have yet to feel loss when your day has come.
but,
today is not the day.
don’t kill yourself today,
because you have yet to fucking live.
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Me, an intellectual, trying to be cultured and appreciating art:
Betrayal Review - It was such an amazing concept, and the story was told beautifully. The acting was obviously fantastic, with three very talented people as the leads. Intrestingly enough, it was as funny as it was emotional. Overall, an impeccable show and I would definitely see it again.
Me, talking to my friends after the show:
GuYs, He'S so PreTty. Tom Hiddleston was just SO good guys. So good. I saw all his emotions just in his eYEs.
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