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when the pusey is coughing and spitting up blood
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okay maybe this is common knowledge but not to me
twitter source: https://twitter.com/Al_Naffy40/status/1361419318206947328
THEY REALLY FUCKING STOLE THE REAL GATE OF ISHTAR AND LOOTED IT ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN GERMANY? Truly no words for the level of theivery and evil. and Iraq now has a ~recreation~ while the real thing is in germany
source to back it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate
litearlly no words this is so evil and vile
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okay maybe this is common knowledge but not to me
twitter source: https://twitter.com/Al_Naffy40/status/1361419318206947328
THEY REALLY FUCKING STOLE THE REAL GATE OF ISHTAR AND LOOTED IT ALL THE WAY TO BERLIN GERMANY? Truly no words for the level of theivery and evil. and Iraq now has a ~recreation~ while the real thing is in germany
source to back it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate
litearlly no words this is so evil and vile
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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
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target audience of less than ten individuals
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We have to talk about the disaster lineage cause Yoda -> Dooku -> Qui Gon -> Obi wan -> Anakin -> Ahsoka -> Sabine is a crazy thing to think about, in that we got the last grandmaster of the Jedi before order 66, Darth Tyranus, the chosen one himself, the embodiment of the light side of the force and ends with a FUCKING MANDALORIAN who with a direct descendant of FUCKING TARRE VIZSLA
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We have to talk about the disaster lineage cause Yoda -> Dooku -> Qui Gon -> Obi wan -> Anakin -> Ahsoka -> Sabine is a crazy thing to think about, in that we got the last grandmaster of the Jedi before order 66, Darth Tyranus, the chosen one himself, the embodiment of the light side of the force and ends with a FUCKING MANDALORIAN who with a direct descendant of FUCKING TARRE VIZSLA
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The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …









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