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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

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shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

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Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

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When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

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dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen

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‘Different Times in the Same Place’ (2021) photog. Alex Hyner

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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