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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
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Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt
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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled
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“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

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born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory
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Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm
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i’m like very serious when i say get off tiktok. you’ll overcome the fomo and one day be thankful you were missing out on that mess
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how does one even begin to forgive another?
By remembering how it felt the last time you made a mistake.
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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
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