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I hope Harry and Meghan name their daughter Diana so I can watch the monarchy collapse in real time.

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just to recap in like the past hour:
liverpool signed ben davies
taki might go to southampton
they signed ozan kabak
and now matip is out
it’s the first day of february
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My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen
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I move back to school and start classes and go off tumblr for a week and Frank has been sacked, Manchester United and City are top 2, and Liverpool is in a downward spiral?
2021 really said “previously in 2020” and picked up right where they left off goddamn
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honestly this pandemic has just reinforced my belief that rich celebrities have absolutely zero self awareness and care for anyone but themselves and assume that just because they're famous they can do what they like and hang out with salt bae in dubai whilst thousands of people are dying a day
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byeeee 112 positive covid tests in english football ... i just KNOW these rich privileged men aren't following covid rules like the selfish bastards they are ;)
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Look at his face he knows he fucked up 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
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Looking at you Burnley.... work some magic to draw or win against United 👀👀👀👀👀
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the way liverpool broke my heart for years. Won a few things and then said.... ok well that's enough being good for now ❤❤
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The only thing I’m going to manifest now is for Manchester United to get some red cards, penalties against them, or for Bruno Fernandes to suddenly be out of form like pls something (minus injuries) happen to them
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I’m going to cry for a little bit thank you to everyone (minus Liverpool you can go suck a dick until you train your asses off) and goodnight
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