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Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle

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I made a full version of the character scroll in the Dungeon Meshi OP because I am going to be very 𝓝𝓞𝓡𝓜𝓐𝓛 about this show

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The Panama Canal

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.

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Time-warped or travel scenario where Bruce gets launched back into a younger version of himself with all the memories and the first thing he does is goes and gets Dick Grayson right after his parents' death, then pick up Jason, arrange about a million playmates to get Tim out of his house, and once he has those kids happy and taken care of, he goes off to find Cass, helps Steph with her dad, and leaves a very pointed voice-mail for Talia.

Alfred thinks he's more mentally ill than usual for knowing exactly which orphans and as he pointedly reminds Bruce, "children whose parents are still very much alive" he's trying to steal and adopt.

Bruce heatedly replies that they're his kids and that he's going to do everything right this time, rendering Alfred absolutely speechless until Bruce asks if Alfred would be able to make dinner for his new brood of kids.

"Try and remember who you're speaking to Master Bruce, I've thrown dinner parties with less notice"

"Great because I have a list of allergies and some notes on favourite foods."

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Jason turns off his devices mid patrol and pretends to be dead again for april fool's one time and Bruce has a mental breakdown so bad, Jason has to come clean immediately.

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I know the second Belmont Reader and Godbrand are in a room and Dracula leaves Godbrand is asking about Reader's head game

Your eyes follow Dracula’s looming frame as he exits the room, his cloak billowing behind him. It’s very dramatic, but you don’t dare say it out loud. Godbrand clears his throat once Dracula is out of earshot and moves to block the only exit with his body. You raise an eyebrow, hardly intimidated by the gesture. Godbrand is bolder than the other generals, but he won’t try to hurt you, not if he wants to keep his head on his shoulders. 

“So,” He starts, crossing his arms over his chest, and grins broadly. 

“...So?” You echo when he doesn’t elaborate. 

Somehow, his fanged grin widens further, “How good are you with your mouth?” 

“Excuse me?” You burst, caught off guard. Of all the things you thought would come out of his mouth, that was not one of them.

“The only reasons why Dracula would keep a Belmont in the castle and not immediately kill it is to torture you, drink from you, or fuck you.” Godbrand lists off, holding up three clawed fingers. His eyes flit over your body, “He hasn’t bitten you, and he’s given you permission to walk around freely, so he has to be fucking you.” He stresses, which means he actually must have been thinking about it a lot.

And if Godbrand has been thinking about it, that means everyone else has been, too. 

You scratch your cheek thoughtfully before leveling him with an even stare. If the council will gossip regardless of your answer, then… “And what, pray tell, makes you think he’s the one doing the fucking?” 

He promptly chokes on his next inhale, thumping his chest with a fist, and looks at you with wide, shocked eyes. “No, that’s not— you? He wouldn’t…” Godbrand’s gaze shoots down to your crotch, and he snaps his fingers at you. “Take your pants off.” 

“I am not taking my pants off.”

“Let me feel it then—”

“Godbrand, I will stab you—”

“Just for a second—”

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monster.

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negotiations.

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Effort

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happy ides of March yall, happy stabbing everyone :)

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Greek novelist Auguste Corteau and his husband Anastasios Samouilidis, the first homosexual couple to be married at Athens' city hall, March 7th 2024