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god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

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robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

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A Public Nuisance: Barack Obama Was Kicked Off Of A White House Tour For Shouting, ‘I Already Know That,’ After Everything The Tour Guide Said

It’s been over a month since the end of Barack Obama’s presidency, but it looks like in that time, the former commander-in-chief has found it a bit challenging to adjust to civilian life. Earlier today Barack Obama was kicked off of a White House tour shouting, “I already know that!” after everything the tour guide said.

Yikes! It looks like this former president has become something of a public nuisance.

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You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

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“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

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i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

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look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

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proud boy

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me during a good cry

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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

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I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

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