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I forgot I had this outfit until DSR Prog last night, really happy I found it again

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dang dude, you sure are…

I saw this shirt and knew Chalk would rock it as a crop top. <3

also cookie boxers.

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by @yoracrab

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IMPORTANT!

(By the lovely captainmarv3l on the XIV Archive!)

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The Dangers of Fucking Voidsent

It is time kids. Gather round yonder camp fire, decimated giant chickens, or Garlean wreckage and let me alert you to the latest plague sweeping our great nation. Sex with Voidsent.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “Hey, I’m safe! I use protection. I’ve set up wards!” WRONG! No matter how well protected you think you are having sex with a voidsent can be as dangerous as stinking your dick in ceruleum. (Please do not stick your dick in ceruleum)

The youth of this nation seem to think hey, that sexy two thousand year old succubus living in some poor dead woman’s body is giving me bedroom eyes. Perhaps this is my chance to finally do the nasty! NO! YOU WOULD BE WRONG! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT SUCCUBUS! First of all this is bordering on what we would call necrophilia since in order for a Succubus to manifest in this world they would have to inhabit the body of a dead person.

“But Doctor Ozerov, she is dead she isn’t using that body anymore! You must be some Nald’Thal worshiping loser!”

NO! I simply consider this quite unhygienic and a little rude to say the least.

Voidsent are alien entities who do not feel the same way we do. You may put your feelings on them but they cannot feel the same way about you. When you have sex with a Voidsent you are sticking your bits in or around another person’s bits who is being piloted by an entity from another dimension WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL-ish thing.

So the next time you see that purple eyed monster looking you up and down remember that they’re a corpse riding hell beast looking to jump your bones and eat your aether.

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val val val

im so gay for her

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/loveheart critical hit sorry for all the spam today btw I'm just feeling kinda good about tumblr rn so I'm posting my backlog.

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No particular reason why he's asking

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STAR SCALES

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I took my accompaniment missions very seriously. Don't go too far!!!

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Massages

[ft. Fornax from @verysmallcyborg]

Who better to massage someone with scales than someone with scales!

Nabette is actually quite the accomplished masseuse, having majored in physiology when she attended the studium, learning how bodies work and whatnot. She even came up with her own recipe for a scale oil to help prevent cracking and wear, whi h is especially useful in the colder climbs of Sharlayan.

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Date Night

[ft. Flidais from @selnyam]

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Day 15: Crafting

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Comissioned Artwork! I'm happy with how the background turned out in this one!

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Soft pink petals danced along the evening breeze in a city full of secrets.