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okay i am inebriated rn but

CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS A FUCKIN QUEEN AND CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED 

I WOULD DIE FOR HER

I WOULD KILL FOR HER

I WOULD LET HER KILL ME 

SHE IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE AND CUT TO THE FEELING IS A MASTERPIECE

EMOTION IS A BANGER FRONT TO BACK AND THE B SIDES ARE EVEN BETTER

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO CARLY RAE JEPSEN

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NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

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Brooklyn Bail Fund

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happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession 

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ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 3 F's

•Fleetwood Mac •Feminism •French Fries

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get you a man who can do both

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The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Learning To Cat

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(Chester Scoville is a scholar in teaching, learning, and multimodal rhetorics

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A lot of the women who have stepped forward - and I stand in solidarity with them - what they’re getting paid, which is half of what a man is getting paid, well we get probably a tenth of what a Caucasian woman gets. And I’m number one on the call sheet. And then I have to go in and I have to hustle for my worth.

Viola Davis on being told she’s the Black Meryl Streep

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poncho enjoyed the back massager at therapy today

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why would they ever delete this scene

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Nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns more than they love people and after Sandy Hook we decided that killing over 20 children was acceptable and not outrageous enough to make reasonable restrictions on guns. This is America, a country that has been around for 200 years, a superpower, a 1st world nation, and one of the wealthiest countries on the planet and we refuse to protect our own people. We respect guns more than we respect the lives of people.