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you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you (threat)!!!!

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A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone

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"Too lazy to get up and grab my wallet" is a load-bearing personality flaw, easily curbing at least 55% of my ill-advised spending. Which is why I treat "accidentally memorizing my credit card number" like a national security threat

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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone

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big fan of elphaba for being a widely disliked and bullied young person who is still kind of an asshole

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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toxic yuri

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first and last

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me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

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noncon friendship

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if it's a girl we're naming her drunk drivers and if it's a boy we're naming him killer whales

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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THE YURI of Westeros !!!

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my wife

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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some pokemikus (stickers here)