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lizardstho · 2 hours
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Unironically I think we might run into another video game crash like back in the day
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lizardstho · 8 hours
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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lizardstho · 9 hours
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I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure green haired protestors got out safe. A Palestinian girl with an ex-southern baptist fiance, who definitely isn't a practicing Muslim, whose parents were raising hell for her. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.
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lizardstho · 11 hours
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some lesser known small cat species
the kodkod
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the flat headed cat
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the pampas cat
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the andean mountain cat
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the jaguarundi
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lizardstho · 11 hours
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lizardstho · 17 hours
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lizardstho · 17 hours
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time for tunes! 😁🔊💘
my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋
ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)
my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶
Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!
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lizardstho · 1 day
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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
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lizardstho · 1 day
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also. it's just a gag but i find this bit of laios putting a bib on marcille oddly adorable
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like that's his friend and he knows she normally hates getting messy (even if her shirt is already stained with her own blood) and that she's likely to drop/spill something on herself in her current state. so he does what he can to care for her, even if it is silly
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lizardstho · 1 day
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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lizardstho · 1 day
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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)
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lizardstho · 1 day
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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lizardstho · 1 day
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lizardstho · 1 day
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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lizardstho · 1 day
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Train derailment❗️ it flew up and away
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lizardstho · 1 day
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Just saw two birds straigt up beating the fuck out of each other on the street
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