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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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In my soul and spirit I'm rejoicing with the 911 kiddos for their good fortune, but the true vector for spreading fannish enthusiasm on Tumblr is the gifset, and all the 911 gifsets seem to be of 2-3 absolutely identical dudes, so it's all very confusing. I don't know which one Buck is, but I guess he's going on dates with a guy who isn't the other main guy? I actually thought there were gays already, but what I'm learning is that those are the gays from a different show which is also 911, a show I was not even aware had a cinematic universe. Anyway I believe in my heart that all of this would feel less confusing to me if it were happening on a space ship, but people who watch procedurals deserve happiness and I'm not afraid to say it. God bless you and your 2-5 sturdy, indistinguishable white men.

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yesterday I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that read “my other horse is a ghost” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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YES IM GETTING MONKEES MUTUALS

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Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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"How To Be That Girl" // Ryoko Kui

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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This genre of image is soooooo monkeescore to me. No I do not know what that means either.

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watching the first episode of dead boy detectives with mom and i said "this feels laboratory made for a certain breed of tumblrina" and she says "oh absolutely. and i am that breed."