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Manifesting everything good for you! 🙏✨ Penguin has been practicing!

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One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

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Alexander Vlahos and Evan Williams Trapped in a Closet

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YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH VERSAILLES IT IS ON NETFLIX AND I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FANGIRL ABOUT IT WITH I AM STILL SO SURPRISED THAT THE SHOW DOESNT HAVE MORE TRAFFIC BUT I DONT THINK THEY ADVERTISED MUCH FOR IT IN THE U.S. SO IM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO TELL EVERYONE THAT THEY NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW IT IS BRILLIANT AND AMAZING AND CHILLING AND HAUNTING AND ROMANTIC AND EPIC AND TRAGIC JUST FREAKING WATCH IT OK

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Edward Commits Crimes.

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me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

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sad robots are one year old!!

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“Whoaa i didn’t know if kyle’s ass can be so beautiful” ♡♡ - Made the fake anime screenshots. Oh boii i really so tired, i need 6 hrs for doing this. Tbh i didn’t know what stan and kenny eyes color so yeah i just chosing the best color for them. Hope y'all like it ^^

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I love how most of Ojisama to Neko so far needs no translation.

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fbi man watching me delete a post he thought was funny but i decided wasn’t worth posting:

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are you fucking kidding me

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Today my seven year old cousin said, in reference to the subject of pirates:

“It’s one of my distant likes. I still really like it when it comes up.”

And I just had to record it somewhere because I think it’s such a wise and simple way of expressing an important concept. Sometimes I feel like I’m neglecting an interest if I don’t do anything about it for a long period of time, like I can’t really say I like it if I don’t keep it up, but no, it’s just… it’s a distant like. That’s its own thing now.

She gets philosophical when in fancy dress, apparently.