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Not me over here sobbing bc my besties doggo, the goodest old tiny old fella crossed that bridge this morning.

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This one reminds me of the Wild Hunt.

Waking Dreams by Kappifern

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whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

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Some holiday gifts

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Jellyfish 1

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when dustin henderson gets his first car, it's a 1980 yugo 45. it's old and beat up, definitely used, but it was cheap and it still drives and that's what counts. it is also the most hideous shade of brown there is, but dustin takes that in stride — actually loves it. because that terrible terrible color is what has him getting out of the driver's seat, patting the car on the hood, grinning wide, and telling the rest of the party, "meet chewbaccar!"

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And existential dread, yes.

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I live in a college town. There had been all these stories of a “flasher” and a lot of the girls that came into the coffee shop where I worked had been freaking out abt it. I also used to be a real insomniac.

So one night, rather than toss and turn w no sleep, I got up and went for a walk. I did this fairly frequently.

So I’m walking, right, it’s prob 4 am. This guy in a trench coat rounds a corner I’m approaching. He whips open his coat and lo and behold, he is wearing a big pink (I mean like, NEON pink, to clarify) strap on. This this is huge and looks like a clown car, I swear to crist. Anyway, he whips out his giant fuschia schlong and waves his hips around “enticingly” right.

And being sleep deprived, I laugh. Hysterically. IDK if I was laughing at the strap on, the guys raised eyebrows, the fact that were he not like 80 pounds wet he prob could could have killed me. I truly don’t know.

But I did, I laughed so hard he ran away and I collapsed into an actual pool of laughter on the sidewalk and ppl stopped seeing “the flasher.”

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“This Marriage Feels Like Drowning”

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“This Marriage Feels Like Drowning”