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you really know you're at A Point in life when the most energy you've put into anything in weeks is googling what would happen to your student loans if you kill yourself

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im at the frodo birthday party im at the bilbo birthday party im at the combination frodo and bilbo birthday party

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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your daughter was a pleasure to have on my dashboard

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ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

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please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

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I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”

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