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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

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levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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let's be bad at video games together

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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The fourth little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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