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idk how to flirt. Best I can do is stare at you lovingly with my brown eyes

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Finally started watching Ahs and season one is just one huge cluster fuck oh my god. Episode like 12 I’m so confused help me.

Wait guys as I’m watching the stillborn is now not a stillborn and a crying ghost baby.

IVE DECIDED ITS BEST TO JUST NOT LIKE ANYONE IN THIS DAMN SEASON BECAUSE IDK WHO TO LIKE AND HATE

Omg ginger made just called herself tramp. Oh she’s now a godmother. Guys there is Christmas music playing.

Aww so cute a bunch of dead people decorating a Christmas tree!!

Vivien is one strong women because I would have never forgiven that man.

THREE YEARS LATER OK GUYS HERE WE GO WISH ME LUCK

Good Lordy lord I need Helen to do my hair Constance is looking smooth asf

Oh she’s trauma dumping at the salon now ok gurl ok

👁️👄👁️

^ Helen rn ^

OH NO SOMETHINGS HAPPENING THERE IS BLOOD FREAK FLOP THERES BLOOD WHERES THE BABY THATS BEEN ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME

OH FLORAS DEAD OOP

THE LITTLE SHIT DID IT OH MY FUCKING GOD

Well guys I finished season one even though I just started it last night hope you enjoyed!

Should I make this a regular thing? Meh idk we’ll see ig

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Not to be a little saint over here but I wouldn’t mind Hotch crushing my head between his thighs while I struggle to breath 😇

{I thought about being anon but I give no fucks}

YES.

Absolutely YES. Who needs to breathe when his legs are perfectly good earmuffs?? 😩🙌🏻

Bestie there is no shame here, we don’t judge 🙊

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I’m going to sound insane for this but I just finished chapter 48 of manacled and idk if I’ve ever been left feeling this emotionally and physically drained from reading a fan fiction in my entire life I genuinely feel so connected to the story it hurts

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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Hey! Happy Holidays everybody.

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This is what it feels like to have a period.

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I hope men boys realize that when they’re saying vulgar and disgusting things about women and what they should do with their bodies they are also referring to the little girls those women used to be. The little girls who thought that their biggest fear would be the dark for their entire life. Anyways in conclusion I’m utterly disgusted by the male race right now goodnight .

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Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

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Josh O'Connor lookalike competition at my place tomorrow

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Hi!!! My names lyra but for some reason I go by lizzy online so idk

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One time I got kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

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On Wednesday’s we wear pink 🌸🎀🩷

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*September 1st on Tumblr*

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Hello I'm Sorry if this offends you, I'd like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Incase you will be interested…we could talk terms and weekly allowance later...just basically paying for your time ....no sexual relationship.. 1000bucks weekly allowance.. Send DM if interested.😍😍🥰

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT SCAM IS TGIS (pls give me money I want clothes)

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born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or