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“I wasted my 20s”, cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you’re about to have in your 30s
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i wasn't "doing a bit". i was doing a lot actually.
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when you die your voice gets added to the Gangster’s Paradise choir
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Still the best interval act, don’t change my mind
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me during polands performance:

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i love "eurovision out of context" stuff because it implies they make more sense in context. they don't.
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it’s been 5 years since we’ve last qualified
i’m really proud of Krystian ❤️
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everyone enjoy this voting before the political bloodshed of saturday
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i’m actually proud of the polish entry this year despite it being a ballad
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im sorry to say this, but that rain looks like cum stains
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The piano is not burning
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ur disqualified Malta
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if that piano is not on fire i dont want it
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