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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy
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There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.
His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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meeee i'd teach my kids to hate capitalism from day one ❤️
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