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i tried the โask your mom what she would do if you were a bugโ trend
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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote
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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*
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If you're a horror fic writer, and a fan of TMA, there is an entire secret subgenre of fic you can write where you just make Jonathan Sims read statements from witnesses of your horror fanfictions.
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(opening the authorโs works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky theyโll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career
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(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"
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โFrom whence you cameโ is a classic place to send back a foul beast
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huge fan of when the good guys are themed on dark colors and spiky scrappy punk aesthetics and the bad guys are themed on light colors and angelic imagery and order. always such a banger.
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*Hell yeah. Security lights.
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today is friday the 13th just like the movies
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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory
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