Mishapocalypse
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Caesar Millan
is a DILF
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Puns about poop... I think theyre pretty shitty
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You know when you’re taking a shower
and you’re cleaning your butthole and you accidently finger yourself... thats the worst
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This is very relevant to that post about jamming out to Chopin and Beethoven and stuff
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https://links.calm.com/a/click?_t=b215951a136f423a9cbb19359fcccb0a&_m=b14e48372245451aaa0392dfde743a1a&_e=SW_ly3DJV6q9-qCr8fRieO14w2Y_6dTYdVSfenc-FqLEEsoNQKou1kM7GAmSkrVGH8rOf1TfLtPxloty-LEi7Wjs9eSVBVjfzP-4n3yYob0Q0KfT3hzHjQWqNTRelYwAEwUs_FcATrZp-oAKVTALd9f71rqoBFJqTomzywBG7_Gg8z1taBFxkdL4Ro8hU1rx0_wikN35NnLq6-GfRaUBHVvO4b9L82nD7pMn8_wI9Ugr1hfEfVZof2hFQbzp_N1HWq2P9FWZjPW6O1WlNQ92D59-1PoQLNJAYI6F0G1_710%3D
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i can never face my family again
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Sperm
bank aka Wank Bank
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Stupid Teacher
My math teacher is making me write an essay on the pros and cons of global warming...? Are you fucking stupid?
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Sarcasms
Today there was an assembly about bullying and the speaker was talking about the bully’s lives and he said the most sarcastic people are the ones with the most deeply flawed souls... welp tell me something I don’t know
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Robots
Teacher: What is a robot?
Little kid: It is a human... but 3D printed
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Same
M rly nervous about school 😬
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