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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper
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you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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